QUOTES 3AM

Sally says:
discussing fanstasies as u do....
Sally says:
babe have u done anal....no...have you? no
Him says:
"grin"
Sally says
10 mintues later were spooning, he starts 2 stick it in, goes u alrite?
me: mmmm slight groan...finito!


i swear ur more experienced than most people hu aint virgins lol!


dno if i can go.....il be the BUTT of evy joke!



Her says:
LOL Sarahs rite, i really shud rite childrens stories!
Him says:
Can imagine all the kids sitting on 'the carpet' listening to Aunt sallys anal stories and the blue dragon
Her says:
ROFL! blue dragon, not a way id describe his penis, but whatever, let ur mind run wild babe!



*me sitting on top*
*him slightly pained face*
her: does it hurt, slows down.....
fred: no, IM GUNA COME!
i just started laughin after he said that goes,
her: Can we do that? lol
fred: i duno, il put a comdon on lol!



Just like sex, only tighter!



girl was giving me head

and i went

'10 SECOND WARNING LOVE'
' what?'
' SPLURRGE'



HAHAHAHAHA!

How can people not talk bout sex its toooo funny!

x